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‘The Lone Ranger’: Gore Verbinski’s Runaway Train

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 11:16 AM PDT


There is a point during The Lone Ranger in which you will want to throw your hands up and scream “I give up.” You won’t of course, but you’ll find yourself looking at other things, like the floor or ceiling, for the rest of the far-too-long two and a half hours as Gore Verbinski‘s maddening mess of a movie chugs along on the screen in front of you.

The most confusing thing about The Lone Ranger is that it’s unclear how a group of people got together and made this movie, thinking it was a good idea. It’s also unclear who they thought they were making this movie for. It’s certainly not a kids’ movie; the villain has an affinity for the taste of human flesh and at one point carves the heart out of a still-breathing victim and eats it. It is also full of Johnny Depp‘s all-too-familiar camp humor; Depp spends an entire scene trying to persuade a horse to choose a different person to bring back to life. In fact, the two scenes I’ve just described are back-to-back. It’s a jarring transition, to say the least.

What’s also bizarre is this movie’s casual relationship with logic or reason. In the movie, Tonto is not Potawatomi, but Comanche, a change made for accuracy’s sake; it was the Comanche tribe that lived in west Texas toward the end of the 19th century. And while the film’s plot centers around the completion of the first transcontinental railroad and the discovery of silver in Texas, no credence is given to the fact that the first transcontinental railroad did not, in fact, go through Texas at all, or that silver was first discovered in Texas in the 1600s, 200 years before the Lone Ranger rode into town. In the movie, railroad projects are finished in mere hours and several hundred tons of silver are successfully mined by a team of no more than 10 migrant workers in a matter of hours.

But is Johnny Depp good? Alright, calm down, I’m getting there. The answer is simple: no. He is not. In fact, he is very bad. Some heads turned when he was initially cast to play the historically racist role of Tonto. However, Depp has been passionate about the plight of the Native American for years, was recently made an honorary member of the Comanche tribe and claims to have some Native American heritage himself. And perhaps if Native Americans themselves have accepted Depp into the fold, this Caucasian writer has no business hang-wringing. While Depp’s re-imagined Tonto is not simple, or stupid, or savage at all, unfortunately, he’s also just not that compelling. In this film, Armie Hammer‘s Lone Ranger is the buffoon, accompanied on his mission by an eccentric Native American whose name means “fool” in Spanish. Depp’s portrayal switches madly between sage, spiritual advice-giver and cooky rebel, think Jack Sparrow with a crow on his head. In fact, The Lone Ranger could finally mark the end of the era in which Johnny Depp can play any role just like Jack Sparrow and receive praise for it. Hammer, on the other hand, is just maybe not a movie star. His humorless portrayal of the Lone Ranger is probably not helped by a complete lack of chemistry between him and Depp. This is, in turn, not helped by whomever made the choice to have Tonto and the Lone Ranger outwardly dislike each other for 90% of the film.

The movie is not a complete trainwreck. In fact, the film’s final sequence, which involves a train wreck, is quite good, if not great. Verbinski proves once again he can direct a thrilling action sequence. Though a scene in which Depp and Hammer are handcuffed together as they fight off a gang of bandits and another involving a Mexican standoff will feel familiar to anyone who’s seen Pirates of the Caribbean. The problem is, as a whole, the movie adds up to nothing. A framing device involving an old Tonto — now working in a traveling show billed as the “noble savage” — telling the story to a young fan adds an unwelcome feeling of melancholy to the whole story. (Where is the Lone Ranger now? Is he dead? Did he and Tonto have a falling out?) Helena Bonham Carter‘s madame with a gun for a leg feels ripped from an entirely different, yet more fun, movie. A side-plot involving the widow of the Lone Ranger’s brother is completely unnecessary and could easily have been cut.

It’s hard to think who would actually get something out of this movie. Fans of the original ’50s television show won’t really recognize the characters on screen; Hammer delivers the Lone Ranger’s trademark “hi-yo, Silver” only once and as a joke. Children probably won’t be interested either. Perhaps the most impressive thing about The Lone Ranger is that it’s an odd little movie, made by Disney, who’d whitewash anything to make it more mass-marketable.

Taylor Swift Acts Really Taylor Swifty In Her New Fragrance Video

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 11:09 AM PDT


Fragrance videos are apparently a thing now, and this time Taylor Swift is releasing one for her new scent, Taylor by Taylor Swift.

Tay posted the whimsical clip on her YouTube account, and the results are pretty much as we expected. The vid, which kind of looks like a string of filtered Instagram videos, is classic Swift.

Here are some Taylor Swift-esque activities you can expect to see:

1. Reading a book in a bathtub that has no water.

2. Selfie-like mugging for the camera. In a fedora.

3. Sexyface pouting while on an indoor rope swing.

4. Fun with vintage polaroids!

5. Spinning around in as summery dress and laughing for apparently no reason at all.

“Taylor” follows the 23-year-old singer’s other fragrances, Wonderstruck and Wonderstruck Enchanted.

Watch the video, above, to see Taylor Swift in all her Taylor Swift glory for Taylor by Taylor Swift.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alex McCord On Last Night’s ‘RHOC:’ What Happens When Housewives Spend A Whole Day Together

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 11:14 AM PDT


Reality tv veteran Alex McCord sounds off on last night’s episode of The Real Housewives Of Orange County.

After you have a few seasons under your belt, you come to a point in either watching or filming the Real Housewives where you know you're going to have a good or a bad year on the show. It starts to show up in the way everyone is treating you and the amount of information you have – it's evident in the questions you're asked in interviews….suddenly you realize you're on a sinking ship.

- Alex McCord






So, The Cast of ‘Matilda’ Had A Reunion — And It Was Awesome

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 10:05 AM PDT


Oh, the childhood feels!

The cast of 1996′s Matilda — you know, the movie based on the beloved Roald Dahl‘s novel — had a get-together this weekend and basically everyone was there looking almost-unrecognizably grown-up.

The flick’s lead actress, former child star Mara Wilson, posted the photo on her Facebook, writing, “A silly photo from the Matilda reunion.”

For those who suffer from face-blindness, here’s the rundown of who was actually there.

Left to right, back row: One of the Million Dollar Sticky women; Brian Levinson, who played Michael Wormwood; Pam Ferris, who played the Ms. Trunchbull; Jimmy Karz, who played Bruce Bogtrotter; Leor Livneh Hackel, who played Julius Rottwinkle.

Left to right, front row: Jacqueline Steiger, who played Amanda Thripp; Rhea Pearlman, who played Mrs. Wormwood; Mara Wilson, who played Matilda Wormwood; Kiami Daeval, who played Lavender; Sara Magdalin, who played four-year-old Matilda; Danny DeVito, who played Mr. Wormwood; Embeth Davidtz, who played Miss Honey.

Help Us Wish Lindsay Lohan a Happy Birthday!

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 11:42 AM PDT

Premiere of 'Scary Movie 5' at ArcLight Cinemas Cinerama Dome in Hollywood

Happy birthday, Lindsay Lohan!

We want to make Lindsay’s 27th birthday her best yet, and in order to do so, we need you to help us wish her a happy, happy birthday. Here’s how you can help:

1) Tweet using the hashtag #HappyBdayLilo, and your message will display below.

2) Leave a comment on this post with your birthday message for Lindsay.

3) Rumor has it that Lindsay sometimes reads Celebuzz, so there is the possibility that she will see your birthday message (and that it will warm her heart).

Let’s see those messages, Celebuzzers!


As an added treat, our friends at Whisper have provided some lovely Lilo confessions to get your creative juices flowing. What about Lindsay inspires you or makes you happy? Think about that, and work it into your message for the birthday girl.

May you have the happiest of birthdays, Lindsay, and may 27 be the best year of your life yet!

Remember to leave your birthday message for Lindsay by tweeting with the hashtag #HappyBdayLilo or by leaving a comment below!

Ashley Tisdale Turns 28: Check Out Her Best Bikini Looks

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 09:55 AM PDT


Happy birthday, Ashley Tisdale!

Our very own Sharpay Evans is turning 28-years-young today, but she doesn’t look a day over 18. (That’s a compliment, we promise!).

Tisdale got her big break as a Disney darling and has been working ever since she made her debut in High School Musical. Nicknamed Blondie in the Suite Life Of Zach And Cody, Tiz is known for her Cali-gal looks and “bop to the top” voice.

This birthday beauty has graced movie screens and Maxim covers, and we can always count on her enjoying some bikini time. The girl just loves to hang by the beach in a swimsuit. That’s why we’ve decided to round up her best bikini moments in honor of her day of birth.

Check out some of Ashley Tisdale’s best bikini shots, above.

Happy birthday, Tiz!

 

 

‘Candidly Nicole:’ Nicole Richie Teaches Us How to Snap A Selfie

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 09:22 AM PDT


It’s a question for the ages (or at least, the age of 2013): How does one take a successful selfie?

Thanks to trailblazer Nicole Richie, we are all one step closer. The famed fashion maven bravely tackles the millennials’ quandary in the latest episode of her hit AOL webseries, Candidly Nicole.

After struggling to capture a selfie with her beauty squad, Richie calls in the pro — photographer Andrew MacPherson. “I’m just trying to take a photo of all of us, but I’m just having trouble getting everyone in,” she explains. Her problem? One even the best selfie-snappers struggle with: “I look massive and everybody else looks small.”

“That would be because these (iPhones, duh) have very wide angle lenses,” MacPherson says. “So you have to get everybody in the same depth of frame.”

Depth of who, ha, what now? Don’t worry, he breaks it down for us layfolk. “When you’re selfie-ing with a group, you have to twist your shoulder around a bit,” he continues. So, tip: “Always know your best side.”

Watch Richie and her glam team give it their best go, above. Then follow their lead. And lest we forget Richie’s rule: “Everything is better in the dark. That’s why people bone after clubs.”

Alicia Silverstone Wants Your Breast Milk

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 07:25 AM PDT


Health connoisseur Alicia Silverstone has launched a new initiative urging women to, as if, donate their breast milk to those in need.

The program, called ‘Kind Mama Milk Share,’ was announced Monday on Silverstone’s blog, and features a whole bunch of inspirational quotes about why you should join in on the fun.

“If you have milk to share — post it! If you are in need of milk — post it!” She wrote. Think of all the babies we can help raise together!”

Silverstone, who created controversy last year when she posted a video of herself feeding her son, Bear, with food from her mouth, said she started the program after chatting with a friend who couldn’t produce enough milk due to a previous breast reduction surgery.

Anyway, you can read more about the program here. (Though: warning: The accompanying picture is Way Harsh For Work.)

 

Enjoy a Shirtless Alexander Skarsgård (and Today’s Winning Captions)

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 07:23 AM PDT


This is a great photo. It makes us all wish we were members of Alexander Skarsgård‘s family. On second thought, I am sure many people are glad not to be, because I get the impression that, like, everyone wants to do dirty, dirty things to him. So be glad you’re not in this family portrait, and enjoy the eye candy.  And today’s winning captions:

“Every family has that one guy…” – Tanya

“Photo bomb!” – Kelly

“Just take this picture before his muscles explode” – Cristian

“Har!har! Where’s my eye patch?!” – Anamaria

“YEAH BRO!!!! FAMILY F!@#IN PORTRAIT!!! WOO!!! YEAH!!!” – Stephen

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

[Image via Instagram]

Beyoncé’s L.A. Concert Draws Star-Studded Crowd

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 07:51 AM PDT


Even Hollywood will “Bow Down” to Queen B.

After launching the North American leg of her Mrs. Carter Show World Tour, Beyoncé drew a star-studded crowd to Los Angeles’ Staples Center for her much-hyped Monday night concert.

Actors and musicians alike rocked out to her raved-reviewed show, as the singer belted everything from her solo hits like “Run the World (Girls),” to old-school Destiny’s Child classics like “Survivor,” to a new tune off her upcoming album, “Grown Woman.”

Robert Pattinson showed up solo as his ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart stepped out at Paris Fashion Week; Selena Gomez celebrated landing her first No. 1 with “Come & Get It” by grooving to Bey beats; and Lea Michele praise the “Diva” performance on Vine.

Kourtney Kardashian caught the concert with her younger sister Kendall Jenner, sharing an up-close-and-personal snap of Beyonce sparkling in a skin-tight blue bodysuit and, of course, a selfie.

Also in the arena was fashion maven Nicole Richie, fellow pop star Kylie Minogue, couple Chris Evans and Minka Kelly, Glee castmates Chris Colfer and Naya Rivera, who brought along beau Big Sean, and funnyman Seth Rogen.

Scroll through the gallery to see which celebrities got buzzing with the Beyhive.






Canadians Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Got Married on Canada Day

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 08:43 AM PDT


Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, Canada’s favorite couple, got married yesterday, July 1, better known as, yep, you guessed it, Canada Day. The wedding was more French-Canadian, though; PEOPLE says they got hitched somewhere in the South of France. (Does Tim Hortons deliver that far?) Still, congrats, eh? [PEOPLE]

Jen Bunney Got Engaged and No One Noticed For a Whole Day Because She’s Jen Bunney

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 07:14 AM PDT


On Monday, Jen Bunney posted a picture of herself on Instagram. In it she’s wearing a blue one-piece swimsuit, bright red lipstick and the smile of someone who’s plotting something. Oh, also an engagement ring. She’s wearing an engagement ring. Jen Bunney is getting maaaaaaaaried!

Congrats to the happy couple (whomever the other half of that couple may be). I, for one, hope the Hills‘ be-sunglassed super-villain is betrothed to Frankie. (Has anyone heard from him recently? I hope life treated him well.)

Hello to you, too, Jen.

Exclusive: Emblem3 Reveals ‘Spaghetti’ Music Video

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 10:23 AM PDT


Summer just got a little bit hotter.

Huntington Beach, Calif. bad boys and last season’s X-Factor contestants, Emblem3, are gearing up to for the release of their debut album Nothing To Lose. You can pre-order the album now.

The trio consists of brothers Wesley Stormberg and Keaton Stromberg, and their friend Drew Chadwick. While we first fell in love with the group’s off-beat reggae-pop mashups, the group’s newest track “Spaghetti,” might be our new favorite summer jam.

Since the show, the boys have been hard at work on their new album and just released their first music video  ”Chloe” this past May.

The dudes are also set to tour with Selena Gomez on her Stars Dance tour this coming August.

Watch the “Spaghetti” music video above, premiering exclusively on Celebuzz.

Ugh, Kristen Stewart Looked Cool at the Chanel Show in Paris Today

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 06:27 AM PDT


Every time I try to hate on Kristen Stewart, she goes and wears something really awesome on a red carpet and it makes me think, hey, wait, maybe all that shitty stuff I once said about her was a little uncalled for.

Such was the case early Tuesday at the Chanel fashion show in Paris, where the 22-year-old Twilight beauty stunned once again in one of those ugh, fine, you’re cool ensembles.

More specifically, she wore a double-breasted blazer on top of what appear to be leather shorts. (You can’t really tell, because they’re hiding under the blazer; hello, summer!) To top it off, she wore some equally cool leather gloves and a bunch of arm jewelry and, yeah, awesome.

No word on how long Stewart will actually be in Paris — but here’s hoping it’s long enough to find Jennifer Lawrence, talk her down and make sure that yesterday never happens again.

Pierce Brosnan’s Daughter Dies of Ovarian Cancer

Posted: 02 Jul 2013 06:22 AM PDT


Pierce Brosnan has announced the death of his 41-year-old daughter Charlotte last Friday. “On June 28 at 2pm my darling daughter Charlotte Emily passed on to eternal life having succumbed to ovarian cancer,” Brosnan said in a statement. “She was surrounded by her husband Alex, her children Isabella and Lucas and her brothers Christopher and Sean.” Charlotte’s two children are 14 and 8.

“Charlotte fought her cancer with grace and humanity, courage and dignity,” Brosnan’s statement continues. “Our hearts are heavy with the loss of our beautiful dear girl. We pray for her and that the cure for this wretched disease will be close at hand soon. We thank everyone for their heartfelt condolences.”

Brosnan was married to Charlotte’s mother, actress Cassandra Harris, from 1980 until her death in 1991, also from ovarian cancer. Charlotte and her brother Christopher were Harris’ children from a previous marriage. Brosnan adopted the two in 1986 after their father passed away.

‘RHOC’ Recap: Lauri’s Revelations Bring Vicki To Tears On Wedding Dress Day

Posted: 01 Jul 2013 09:15 PM PDT


Don’t adjust your TV set! Yes, the ladies of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County seem to be getting along! Who would’ve thought Tamra Barney‘s idea to have all the ladies attend her wedding dress hunt would be the ticket to get the women to behave themselves, and actually act like *gasp* friends? Everyone and their Aunt Fanny thought Tamra was a bit loco for suggesting Vicki Gunvalson, Heather Dubrow, Gretchen Rossi, Lydia McLaughlin, Alexis Bellino and Lauri Waring Peterson all hang out; as she searched for the perfect wedding dress to take her third stroll down the aisle with Eddie Judge.

Viewers know the ladies would rather reveal their real age than spend time with the other housewives. The OC divas shocked everyone, including myself, when they all decided to take Tamara up on her invitation to spend the day together, and help her hunt down a wedding dress. Everything seemed to be going along fine; until Vicki told the women she and her on again/off again beau Brooks called it quits. Lauri, in her infinite wisdom, decided she just had to tell Vicki in front of everyone, including her frenemy Gretchen, all about Brooks’ dalliance with a younger woman who happens to be her daughter’s friend.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the day all about Tamra? If Lauri had to tell Vicki this bit of intel, why not wait to pull her aside in private? She insisted she did it because Vicki “needed to know,” but viewers aren’t stupid lady. Lauri hemmed and hawed about not wanting Vicki to blame her, but we all know Lauri has been itching to drop this bombshell for quite some time. Lauri even said as much to Gretchen, when she first dished the allegations about Vicki’s misdeeds.

Even though Vicki said she was over Brooks and wanted to know what he was up to, Lauri really could’ve delivered this bit of dirt in a better manner instead of detracting from Tamra’s moment.

We see your fake concern Lauri. It's as big and bright as the extensions in your hair, and we’re not buying the line of hot mess you are trying to serve up!

Buzz Moments

OMG!: Lydia calling Slade Smiley a “girl” for his catty behavior dishing about her weight and the other women’s looks. You go girl!

Thank you, TV gods.: Heather calling Lauri out for giving Vicki the dirty details of her ex at Tamra’s wedding dress fitting. Lauri, you were wrong and foul, own it.

Awk-ward: Gretchen wearing her dead fiancé’s engagement ring. Who does that!?

Hotness: Tamra’s wedding dress. Her man won’t be able to keep his hands off her!

Fab-u-lous: The women not fighting at the dress shop. With this bunch, that is a miracle.

Can. Not. Wait.: For the ladies to head on their trip to Canada. A trip leads to drama and we know Vicki and Lauri are headed for it.

Celebuzz Meter (1-10): 7.5.

Was Lauri right to tell Vicki about Brooks, or was she trying to hurt her?

– Jillian Bowe






Press And Parking Police Gear Up For Kate Middleton’s Royal Delivery

Posted: 01 Jul 2013 09:47 PM PDT


Though St. James’s Palace has not confirmed the Duchess of Cambridge‘s exact due date (one won’t hold one’s breath), London is taking no chances as far as safety and privacy are confirmed.  Parking suspensions have already been posted in and around St. Mary’s Hospital in Paddington, some extended as far as the end of the month.

Members of the press have begun setting up outside the Lindo Wing, where HRH is expected to deliver Prince or Princess Third-In-Line.  Sky News royal reporter Paul Harrison has already been tweeting from the spot made famous in 1982 after Prince Charles and Princess Diana walked out with Second-In-Line.

Australia’s Herald Sun reports that hardware store Edgeware Road Select & Save  has been selling paint ladders like hotcakes as of late.

"I didn't know what was going on, everybody all arrived and were buying ladders and they were carrying big cameras and these things," a shopkeeper told the paper.

The amount of reporters and photographers mapping out their designated area opposite the hospital will only grow as the days wear on.

Though Catherine is planning to give birth at St. Mary’s, back-up plans are in place should she be visiting her parents in Bucklebury or (Heaven help us) be stuck up in Anglesey, Wales.






What Lindsay Lohan Is Actually Jonesing For In Rehab

Posted: 01 Jul 2013 04:47 PM PDT

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Lindsay Lohan may be in rehab right now, but she’s still craving one thing that could found just about anywhere in Hollywood.

“She really misses candy,” a source close to the actress tells Celebuzz. “Sour Skittles and sour jellybeans. 

Our source also says that several of Lohan’s friends have put together a care package to make sure she got a sugar fix and sent her a card for support.

“Anything that motivates her wellness – even a little sugar – is a good thing!” the source tells us, adding that Lohan is doing really well with her program. 

The Liz & Dick star, who’s celebrating her 27th birthday Tuesday, is currently undergoing court-ordered rehab for violating her probation. Lohan is slated to be released early August after 90 days in a treatment facility.

Previously, the former Disney starlet said taking time out from the spotlight was “a blessing and not a curse.”

“I think, to be honest, I'm the happiest when I'm working and the healthiest, and I think this an opportunity for me to, you know, focus on what I love in life,” she told talk show host David Letterman of her stint in April. “I don't think it's a bad thing.”

Selena Gomez, Kanye West and Miley Cyrus Lead Today’s Star Sightings

Posted: 01 Jul 2013 05:47 PM PDT


The last 24 hours have seen plenty of musicians doing what they do best.

Rocking a red midriff-baring bustier and bouncy white skirt, Selena Gomez hit the stage in Liberty State Park, N.J., to pre-tape her Fourth of July concert. Luckily for the singer, she didn’t suffer a wardrobe malfunction this time when performing her No. 1 hit, “Come & Get It.”

Meanwhile, new dad Kanye West stepped up away from baby North for a night and reconnected with his “Gold Digger” duet partner, Jamie Foxx. The rapper was attending a BET Awards afterparty hosted by Malibu Red and the Oscar winner in Thousand Oaks, Calif.

On the east coast, Miley Cyrus hit up iHeartRadio’s Ultimate Pool Party at Fontainebleau in Miami, Fla. The “We Can’t Stop” singer wrote about her love for the city — but her hatred for its traffic — on her Twitter. She tweeted:

 

 

Launch the gallery above for more star sightings!

When Stars Collide: Rihanna Bumps Into Jennifer Lawrence In Paris

Posted: 01 Jul 2013 06:51 PM PDT


Well, Rihanna and Jennifer Lawrence just crossed paths and we’ve got the picture to prove it.

The “it” girls had a celebrity meet-cute at dinner in the City of Lights, and Rihanna took to her Instagram to snap the random run-in with the Oscar winner.

Riri shared the above picture alongside the caption, “Bumped into the extraordinary Jennifer Lawrence at dinner! #Paris.”

So, it’s official. Even the fabulous Rihanna is a Jennifer Lawrence fan.

The pic of the pair reveals both ladies looking casual in black tops, although Rihanna’s “top” was really more like a bra.

Lawrence is in town for Paris Haute Couture Fall Fashion Week, where she wore an, er, interesting outfit to the Christian Dior show on Monday.

Rihanna has been busy on the European leg of her Diamonds World Tour, and is set to take the stage in Berlin on Tuesday.

We are dying to know what these two maybe-gal-pals talked about. What do you think they said?






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